The best $8 I didn't spend today

This morning, I awoke early and intended to go to the hotel fitness center to work out. But when I got there, I found out that they charged $8 for access to a rather mediocre workout room, and I felt offended. So I went outside and ran by the beach instead — that was a far smarter choice!

But now I’m back in the meeting for the forseeable future. Work is hell.