I didn’t know they still had to ask

We’re delayed at Atlanta Airport, so I thought it would be a good idea to take advantage of the delay and have a sit-down meal while we were stuck on Concourse D.

Our first attempt was at Sojourners, which had a decent menu and prices. But I was taken aback when the host asked “smoking or non-smoking”. And then he showed us to a table “near the border”. Of course, that meant “smoky”, so we politely said “no” and moved on.

Phillips Crab House, fortunately, was entirely non-smoking and had several non-shellfish entrees. Recommended, even if pricey.

How Battlestar Galactica will end

I’ve figured it out.

The fleet will travel back in time and return to Earth, pre-nuclear war. Their arrival will change history and prevent the war; instead, they’ll all go to a concert and hear Bob Dylan sing the definitive version of “All Along The Watchtower”.

And everyone will live happily ever after.

Remember, you read it here first.