Who needs Martha when you have Larry and Sergey?

We were planning to have some friends over for a July 4th barbecue, and needed to decide what to make. We thought chicken breast would be a good choice for the main dish, but I wanted to make something more interesting than plain chicken. We have a kitchen full of cookbooks, so I did the obvious thing: I sat down at the computer and typed “chicken breast barbecue recipe marinade” into the Google toolbar on my browser.

3 seconds later, we had a bunch of recipes to choose from, and we picked this one because Diane likes cilantro. And it was a good choice — everyone seemed to enjoy it (and most people had seconds).

But that was last week. Now I’m in Toronto, after evading the wrath of Canadian Immigration — I must have answered a question wrong, because I had to go talk to a second agent before being allowed into the country. I suspect “consult” was the magic word; I won’t make that mistake again. But the extra interview only took an extra 90 seconds, so it wasn’t all that bad.

Toronto looked lovely in the taxi on the way downtown; as we drove by the lake, there were people enjoying the beautiful weather and sunset. Me? I’m in my hotel room, looking at a screen and keyboard, waiting for a phonecall telling me my IBM colleagues are here so we can meet in person.

I'm ready for the weekend

But for too many of my colleagues, today doesn’t mark the beginning of the weekend, it marks the end of their IBM career. Fare ye well, one and all.

I don’t want one of these

Coming Soon: A ‘Telephone Tooth’  
Tired of losing your cell phone? Having other people listen in on your conversations? What about all the times you’ve had to turn it off at public events, or leave it behind while swimming? Two British inventors unveiled a prototype of a device Friday that could solve those problems. But there’s a drawback — your dentist would have to install it inside one of your molars.

B’nai Mitzvah news

Our havurah has its first B’nai Mitzvah this weekend; it’s also a doubled B’nai Mitzvah (as Jeffrey’s will be), so we have more than one reason to attend. Planning for Jeffrey’s Bar Mitzvah is moving apace, too. Only 7 months…yikes!!

Shabbat Shalom

No big plans for the weekend other than going to shul; maybe I’ll have a chance to edit the photos I took on my last two trips. Or maybe I’ll just play Simpsons’ Road Rage some more.