I’m a member of Office Depot’s rewards program. I had a reward that was going to expire at the end of November, and didn’t really need any office supplies, but they had paper towels available, so I used my reward to buy a package.
Naturally, they wanted a review (and offered $2 in rewards for writing one), so I obliged:
They’re paper towels – and they were in stock!
What can you say about a package of paper towels? That they were the brand I prefer. And available. That they fit on my dispenser. And in my kitchen. And they’re mine.
(With apologies to Erich Segal)
I’m not sure that the review will be helpful for someone trying to decide between brands of paper towels, but that was not a requirement.